Joot

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Under construction!!!! (also it was so hard to not make this at least a little ocean themed...)

• autistic,( it's cannon (Araki said it to me in a dream)) his constant display of a singular grumpy face cuz he thinks people already know what he's feeling is so autism coded like c'mon now, also leads to lotsa misunderstanding and assuming he's just an angry delinquent
• feels the need act cool and bad boy esque so he can fit in somewhere but it ends up distancing him further (autism double whammy)
• Star Platinum def expresses the emotions but in a really amped up way, like "Cool." vs "ORAAAAAA"!! kinda way, not entirely accurate to the level he's feeling but it's more accurate than Joot could ever be
• He's very contradictory because he doesn't want people to actually know him, for one he's still rude and beats up people and whatnot but still rightous, the crude words vs his thoughtful actions might be meant to confuse people OR he's just autistic and again, misunderstood in the emotional display department(autism again? when will it end!)
• GAY, my man might be hyper masculine but it's cuz he's so deep in denial, his part 6 outfit is when he finally accepts it (that's another reason why he divorced his wife besides keeping Jolyne and her safe (I don't think they hated eachother is just that Joot was just too attracted to men) and no straight guy could wear ugly ass snake skin pant-boots and still make it look good), also the type of person to use being gay as an excuse for being misogenistec or however you spell it (credit to the correct "Ranking JoJo's Based on Gayness" video for these cuz he was on the dot)
• Also ace, no real reason just vibes, cuz to me everyone desiring him carnally cuz of his looks without appreciating his complex personality just screams the ace experience
• Shark supremacy and dolphin hater, he thinks sharks are severely misunderstood(they are) and that dolphins are cucks and will die on that hill 100%
• He says video games are dumb but he's just jealous cuz he doesn't have any
• Subnautica enjoyer
• Cigarette money is stolen from his mum cuz he bastard >:[
• If there was tipping culture even after he left food he didn't like w/o paying he would still tip the waiter
• Hat is an unfortunate accident he doesn't care about, a car ran over it or smth and just dusted it off and went on with his day (his mum probably just got it for him but he felt bad about asking for another one so he just said it was a fashion statement and she needed to get with the times)
• he did NOT do homework after school, any homework either had to get done during the school day or it's left to rot
• certified capitalism hater, I can see him angrily yapping about how stupid it is to Pol Pol or one of the crusaders as they're winding down and then being met with "Let's not get political right before bed, it's resting time." BUT HE IS RESTING, HIS DISDAIN FOR THE SYTEM NEEDS TO BE SAID OR HE'LL IMPLODE!!
• When he went to university he definitely did not go anywhere, no parties, no hanging out, very much kept to himself and only talked w/professors when absolutely necessary
• He got shit done on time but only cuz he put in 110% w/Star Platinum in the last hour
• Star platinum needed a good long break after college...
• The pins from part 4 were def a splurge after he acquired disposable income, he was joyous especially at the dolphin heart pin (he may dislike them but like, it was cute)
• When he ran into Koichi he saw the school uniform (it's greeeennn, and Kakyoin wore greeeen) and got really sad for a moment and reminisced about the Stardust Crusaders but then went "wait I'm doing smth"
• He started swimming more for his job and as a result he became more lean aka more streamline aka better for hanging out with the aquatic life >:) (ik it's just art style but like it'd be cool)
• he unlocked his special interest of the ocean when he entered college (be honest is it obvious I'm autistic?)
• He likes starfish
• not a tea or coffee person but hates people who argue about it
• Part 5 Joot got into interior design a bit so he could properly put together his office (it's actually so nicely designed)

Joseph

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Under construction!!!!